IF YOU thought aliens only visited earth with the intention of taking over the planet then you’d be wrong . . .
No, it seems the little green extraterrestrials are only interested in one thing . . . your underpants . . . 
Featuring madcap rhyming text (think Dr Seuss on E numbers) and lots of pairs of underpants this amusing alien tale might be aimed at the little folk, but why should they have all the fun?
WITH A title like Tossers and Arseblowers though your expectations are really going to be high . . .
Subtitled An Alternative Romp Through Europe the author sets about documenting all that is quirky and downright bizarre in the way of European customs. From an American perspective that is - not that America doesn’t play host to more than it’s fair share of the bizarre of course . . .
Still, from a rigor mortis procession and a baby jumping festival in Spain to arse blowing in France and the order of the priceless sardine - prepare to be amused . . .
Although for some reason it doesn’t seem to include wall top tapping and stick waving . . .
ANOTHER ONE of those books that leaves you wishing you’d been a fly on the wall at it’s pitch - you can just imagine it can’t you?
Vulgar, well yeah, alright, but I bet it made you smile . . . even if the jokes, tales and miscellaneous ‘philosophical’ content didn’t quite live up to the amusing title.
PETS WITH TOURETTES is one of those books that’s liable to get you forcibly removed from your local book store for laughing a little too manically (in this case it just so happened to be Borders) . . . .
Just the tonic for when you’ve had a bad day, week, or even a year - sometimes it really is good to laugh at silly things - and lots of cute piccies of cuddly animals swearing is about as silly as it gets!
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