How to catch a bus
JUST IN case you’ve forgotten the ever-so-challenging art of how to catch a bus . . . well, don’t despair because British bus company Stagecoach has ever-so-kindly produced an idiots guide . . .
According to the guide, passengers should “first of all decide on what bus you need” via the “number and destination on the front” (yeah, like the buses always get that right) and “wait until the bus is stopped and the doors are fully opened and step on board.” Get the general idea?
Somewhat surprisingly it seems that Stagecoach don’t consider their guide to be patronising since apparently it’s just answering questions that cause fear and uncertainty that people might have about catching a bus . . .
Although it’s still not quite as patronising as the How To Hoover guide . . . no, really . . .
You can check out the How To Catch A Bus guide here.
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