Situations vacant #1
YOU REALLY couldn’t make it up . . . a selection of curious finds in the situations vacant section of assorted publications. Contact details have been omitted to protect the not-so-innocent . . .
VACANT MANAGER wanted, must have dementia certificate, all enquiries treat with the strictest confidence.
WIDOWER WITH school-age children requires person to assume general house keeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
CARPET MANAGER wanted for new store to supervise half cut carpets - must have suitable experience.
3 YEAR-OLD TEACHER needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
CHAIR REQUIRED 3 - 3.5 days per week for Calderdale and Huddersfield NHS Foundation Trust. Must be solid and reliable.
PREPARER OF FOOD wanted. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
PACKAGED SALES person wanted.
GIRL WANTED to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
MOTHER’S HELPER required - peasant working conditions.
FIFTY GIRLS wanted for stripping machine operators in factory.
