http://www.gustygusset.com Miscellaneous quirky and bizarre stories and photos from around the world Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:32:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en THE PREMISE of Nightmare World being that apparently last night you ate too much cheese while watching a low budget horror movie. You went to bed for a good nights sleep, only to wake up in a world of nightmares. Fair enough, although some of us don't actually need to ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=311 YOU REALLY couldn’t make it up . . . a selection of real life personal ads as found in an assortment of publications. Contact details have been omitted to protect the not-so-innocent . . . HAVE VIAGRA Need woman. Any woman between 18 and 80. HAVE 200 porn and adult mags ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=312 AN ALGERIAN chemist has been jailed for nine years for spraying a mixture of his own urine and faeces in shops and a pub, causing £700,000 in damage . . . Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, hid the mixture in a 1.5 litre container, carried in a laptop bag cut so that the ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=310 A MAN has been arrested for standing over an air conditioner intake using his genitals as a puppet . . . Officers were alerted to the incident by residents of an apartment complex in Federal Way, Washington, after a man was seen standing above the air intake wearing only an unbuttoned ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=309 A NURSERY school teacher has been sacked for spraying "smelly children" with air freshener . . . Elizabeth Davies, 48 was accused of humiliating small children between the ages of three and six, who had wet themselves. An investigation revealed that she sprayed them with air freshener in front of all the ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=308 FOR THOSE of us who are severely challenged in the "keeping plants alive" department, this game will present you with something completely alien . . . plants that grow faster than you can actually er, well, kill them . . . :-) The challenge is to clear a path through what ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=307 IF YOUR brain cells require stimulation in the work place or you just like the idea of watching insects slowly meet a gruesome death, then the Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set might be just the thing you need . . . Or if you've ever been undecided whether to own a pet ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=305 EVER FOUND yourself lost, confused or even bemused in the supermarket? Well, don't panic - help is on its way . . . well, for those that don't have internet access or prefer the actual misery of grocery shopping . . . Scientists are working on a device which works ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=304 YOU REALLY couldn’t make it up . . . another selection of oddball items for sale . . . FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth ,issing. $100 ono. FULL SIZE mattress - Royal Tonic, 20 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell $40. USED TOILET paper for sale. I ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=306 FANCY YOUR very own Petri Dish sized cuddly germs? They're like the original Giant Microbes only well, smaller . . . oh and come complete with their very own home sorry, germ self-containment unit . . . ;-) Choose from 16 mini microbes ranging from Toxic Mold to an assortment of ... http://www.gustygusset.com/?p=303