THE PREMISE of Nightmare World being that apparently last night you ate too much cheese while watching a low budget horror movie. You went to bed for a good nights sleep, only to wake up in a world of nightmares. Fair enough, although some of us don’t actually need to imbibe anything for that kinda thing to happen . . .
Play Nightmare World
YOU REALLY couldn’t make it up . . . a selection of real life personal ads as found in an assortment of publications. Contact details have been omitted to protect the not-so-innocent . . .
HAVE VIAGRA Need woman. Any woman between 18 and 80.
HAVE 200 porn and adult mags - will exchange for lots of guns.
ALBINO HE-SHE seeks similar.
VIRGINITY. YES! Get in!
INCURABLE ROMANTIC seeks filthy whore.
NEMESIS WANTED: I’m 5′ 10″ into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengence (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac.
GOOD LOOKING athletic, Notting Hill based movie star, millionaire, seeks gullible stunner.
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