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“J” Stories

spatterswrists IMAGINE A WORLD where complete strangers approach you for advice on a miscellaneous assortment of medical conditions and then flash random parts of their diseased anatomy at you.

Or how about being unable to go for a takeaway without it turning into a full scale siege involving an amorous old man and riot police?

Or living in a world where complete strangers turn up on your doorstep and proposition you with a tin of tuna?

Or ask to stroke your bottom - only perhaps not quite so politely? Or maybe to just tell you stories through the letter box before asking you on a date - to a funeral?

Ever wondered what it’s like to inhabit a world where you attract colourful characters and even stranger situations like clothes attract pet hair? Well, now’s your chance to find out without any of that messy social interaction business, and experience for yourself the very real and humorous, but decidedly weird world of “J” . . .

Visit “J” world

Read more . .

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Encounters of the contagious kind
Letterbox tales

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